The Couch Screamers

CUP FIXTURES ← WK 2 Round 3 of 22 · Qualifying · Aug 31 – Sep 6 WK 4 →

LIVE Week 3 stats have not been confirmed yet, and they won’t be until the Tuesday Freeze at 8:00 PM ET.

YOUR MATCHUP · Aug 31 – Sep 6 LIVE

Parking the Bus Lena

87 – 88

Total Fartball Cole

PREMIER LEAGUE UPCOMING

Parking the Bus 9 – 5 Total Fartball

Rodrigo Rêgo 9 3 Emersonn

Diego Coppola 0 2 Christian Nørgaard

Noah Sadiki 0 0 Murillo

Conor Bradley – – Jurriën Timber

Leny Yoro – – C Sepp van den Berg

GK Tottenham C – – Coventry GK

LA LIGA UPCOMING

Parking the Bus 26 – 29 Total Fartball

Iñigo Arguibide 13 11 Igor Zubeldia

Dimitri Foulquier 9 10 Unai Núñez

Pablo Ramón 4 3×2 C Damián Rodríguez

Alexander Sørloth – 3 Lorenzo Amatucci

Dávid Hancko – – Yago Santiago

GK R. Sociedad C – 2 Valencia GK

SERIE A UPCOMING

Parking the Bus 29 – 26 Total Fartball

Frank Anguissa 11 12 Mandela Keita

Benja Cremaschi 8 8 Joël Schingtienne

Nicolò Casale 5 2 Rasmus Højlund

Marten de Roon – – Côme Bianay Balcot

Teun Koopmeiners – – Duván Zapata

GK Parma C 5×2 4×2 C Lecce GK

BUNDESLIGA UPCOMING

Parking the Bus 8 – 15 Total Fartball

Ernest Poku 4 8 Hiroki Ito

Franck Honorat C 3×2 7 Almugera Kabar

Francis Onyeka 1 – Fayssal Harchaoui

Martin Adeline – – Antonio Nusa

Natnael Abraha – – C Umut Tohumcu

GK Köln – – M'gladbach GK

LIGUE 1 UPCOMING

Parking the Bus 15 – 13 Total Fartball

Adama Camara 9 8 Hans Hateboer

Ethan Mbappé 6 5×2 C Tom Akpakoun

Kenny Lala C – – Neal Maupay

Idrissa Sabaly – – Andrew Omobamidele

N. Geraux – – Sofiane Boufal

GK PSG – 0 Brest GK

AROUND THE LEAGUE WEEK 3

Otis & the Overlaps Otis · 5th 52 – 59 Gegenpressers Tover · 2nd Extra Time Anxiety June · 8th 111 – 27 The Woodwork Sam · 3rd Offside Kingdom Reyna · 10th 70 – 70 Nutmeg Republic Dex · 4th Route One Rascals Marcus · 6th 67 – 60 Tiki Taka Tuesdays Priya · 9th

QUALIFYING STANDINGS Through round 2

1 Total Fartball 2–0–0 · 243 agg 6

2 Gegenpressers 2–0–0 · 219 agg 6

3 The Woodwork 2–0–0 · 216 agg 6

4 Nutmeg Republic 1–0–1 · 207 agg 3

5 Otis & the Overlaps 1–0–1 · 193 agg 3

6 Route One Rascals 1–0–1 · 191 agg 3

7 Parking the Bus 1–0–1 · 187 agg 3

8 Extra Time Anxiety 0–0–2 · 185 agg 0

TOP 8 ADVANCE

9 Tiki Taka Tuesdays 0–0–2 · 161 agg 0

10 Offside Kingdom 0–0–2 · 158 agg 0

Head-to-head standings through round 2 · win 3, draw 1, loss 0. Top 8 advance; the top two skip to the semifinals.