The Couch Screamers

CUP FIXTURES ← WK 1 Round 2 of 22 · Qualifying · Aug 24–30 WK 3 →

FEATURED MATCHUP · Aug 24–30 FULL TIME

Tiki Taka Tuesdays Priya

66 – 94

Nutmeg Republic Dex

PREMIER LEAGUE

Tiki Taka Tuesdays 9 – 30 Nutmeg Republic

Azor Matusiwa 5 12 Yoane Wissa

Abdukodir Khusanov C 1×2 9 Manor Solomon

Cristhian Mosquera – 6 Charlie Hughes

Rayan Aït-Nouri – 2 Marc Guéhi

Tosin Adarabioyo – 1 Max Aarons

GK Brentford 2 – C Sunderland GK

LA LIGA

Tiki Taka Tuesdays 22 – 5 Nutmeg Republic

Iker Córdoba 6 5 Tai Abed

Unai Egiluz 0 0 Johnny Cardoso

Íñigo Sainz-Maza – – Abiel Osorio

Carlos Soler – – Javi Muñoz

Jorge Herrando – – Alexandre Zurawski

GK Sevilla C 8×2 – Celta Vigo GK

SERIE A

Tiki Taka Tuesdays 4 – 19 Nutmeg Republic

Davide Veroli 3 6 Armand Laurienté

Antonio Casas 1 3 Sebastian Esposito

Lorenzo Colombo 0 0 Kevin Bruno

Dimitar Bozhidarov Papazov – – Samuele Birindelli

Kike Pérez – – Alessandro Circati

GK AC Milan 0 10 Inter GK

BUNDESLIGA UPCOMING

Tiki Taka Tuesdays 5 – 19 Nutmeg Republic

Amara Condé 5 6 Fisnik Asllani

Armindo Sieb 0 5 Noah Mbamba

Eliesse Ben Seghir – 3 Dimitrios Giannoulis

Tom Baack – – Jeanuël Belocian

Ransford Königsdörffer – – Lennard Maloney

GK Augsburg C – 5 Leverkusen GK

LIGUE 1 UPCOMING

Tiki Taka Tuesdays 26 – 21 Nutmeg Republic

Allan Saint-Maximin C 12×2 11 Dayann Methalie

Alejandro Gomes Rodríguez 2 5×2 C Christian Mawissa

Marius Broholm – – Florian Thauvin

Willem Geubbels – – Lassine Sinayoko

Tyler Morton – – Maxima Goffi

GK Auxerre – 0 Le Havre GK

AROUND THE LEAGUE WEEK 2

Total Fartball Cole · 1st 109 – 90 Otis & the Overlaps Otis · 5th Extra Time Anxiety June · 8th 80 – 90 Parking the Bus Lena · 7th Offside Kingdom Reyna · 10th 68 – 101 Gegenpressers Tover · 2nd Route One Rascals Marcus · 6th 93 – 101 The Woodwork Sam · 3rd

QUALIFYING STANDINGS Through round 2

1 Total Fartball 2–0–0 · 243 agg 6

2 Gegenpressers 2–0–0 · 219 agg 6

3 The Woodwork 2–0–0 · 216 agg 6

4 Nutmeg Republic 1–0–1 · 207 agg 3

5 Otis & the Overlaps 1–0–1 · 193 agg 3

6 Route One Rascals 1–0–1 · 191 agg 3

7 Parking the Bus 1–0–1 · 187 agg 3

8 Extra Time Anxiety 0–0–2 · 185 agg 0

TOP 8 ADVANCE

9 Tiki Taka Tuesdays 0–0–2 · 161 agg 0

10 Offside Kingdom 0–0–2 · 158 agg 0

Head-to-head standings through round 2 · win 3, draw 1, loss 0. Top 8 advance; the top two skip to the semifinals.