The Couch Screamers

OFFSIDE KINGDOM ← WK 1 WEEK 2 · Aug 24–Aug 30 · CURRENT

Rules that trip people up

LEAGUE TABLE 9^th 228 pts CUP QUALIFYING 10^th 0 pts · 0–0–2

CCaptain — 2X points

Premier League LIVE

GK AFC Bournemouth AFC Bournemouth vs Everton Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

DEF Nico O'Reilly Manchester City vs Crystal Palace Fri 19:00 –

OFFER

MID Cole Palmer ×2 Chelsea vs Fulham & Brighton & Hove Albion started 6

OFFER

MID Frank Onyeka Coventry City vs Hull City Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

FWD Igor Thiago Brentford vs Leeds United Sun 13:00 –

OFFER

FWD Jérémy Doku Manchester City vs Crystal Palace Fri 19:00 –

OFFER

FWD George Hirst Ipswich Town vs Manchester United Sun 15:30 –

OFFER

FWD Mykhaylo Mudryk ×2 Chelsea vs Fulham & Brighton & Hove Albion sat 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

La Liga LIVE

GK Espanyol Espanyol vs Real Sociedad Sat 17:00 –

OFFER

DEF Hugo Novoa Deportivo Alavés vs Villarreal Fri 19:30 –

OFFER

DEF Eric García FC Barcelona vs Athletic Club sat 9

OFFER

DEF Alejandro Grimaldo Atlético de Madrid vs Sevilla Sat 19:30 –

OFFER

DEF Unai Elgezabal ×2 Levante vs Osasuna & Real Betis started 0

OFFER

MID Marc Aguado Elche vs Racing Santander Fri 17:00 –

OFFER

FWD Hugo Álvarez Celta de Vigo vs Athletic Club Sun 19:30 –

OFFER

FWD Haitam Abaida ×2 Málaga vs Deportivo La Coruña & Real Madrid sat 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Ligue 1 UPCOMING

GK Angers SCO Angers SCO vs Auxerre Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

DEF Lucas Høgsberg Strasbourg vs Lens Sat 15:15 –

OFFER

DEF Tuomas Ollila Paris vs Nice Sun 13:00 –

OFFER

MID Hamzat Ojediran Lens vs Strasbourg Sat 15:15 –

OFFER

MID Chibuike Ugochukwu Rennes vs Le Mans Sun 15:15 –

OFFER

MID Ludovic Blas Rennes vs Le Mans Sun 15:15 –

OFFER

MID Himad Abdelli Olympique Marseille vs Monaco Sun 18:45 –

OFFER

FWD Bamba Dieng Lorient vs Troyes Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Bundesliga UPCOMING

GK Borussia Dortmund Borussia Dortmund vs Hamburger SV Sat 16:30 –

OFFER

DEF Karl Steinmann SC Freiburg vs Werder Bremen Sun 13:30 –

OFFER

MID Aljoscha Kemlein FC Union Berlin vs Eintracht Frankfurt Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

MID João Palhinha FC Bayern München vs VfB Stuttgart Fri 18:30 –

OFFER

MID Leon Avdullahu TSG Hoffenheim vs FC Köln Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

MID Nadiem Amiri FSV Mainz 05 vs Paderborn Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

FWD Fynn Schenten FC Köln vs TSG Hoffenheim Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

FWD Jean-Mattéo Bahoya Eintracht Frankfurt vs FC Union Berlin Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Serie A LIVE

GK Juventus Juventus vs Parma Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Cher Ndour ×2 Fiorentina vs Roma & Frosinone sat 6

OFFER

MID Lewis Ferguson Bologna vs Lazio started 0

OFFER

MID Henrikh Mkhitaryan Inter vs Cagliari Sun 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Matteo Prati Cagliari vs Inter Sun 18:45 –

OFFER

FWD Ange-Yoan Bonny Inter vs Cagliari Sun 18:45 –

OFFER

FWD Petar Ratkov ×2 Lazio vs Bologna & Genoa started 8

OFFER

FWD Jeff Ekhator Juventus vs Parma Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.